YOU CAN PANTS ME (LEWIE) LIKE SUGAR ON PANTS
The Story
Paraphrased THE LIVING BIBLE
This is the whole story from here on in. I went to the train station. I bought a bag of peanuts. They said i wasnt allowed on the train. Because i wasn't wearing an onion belt. KITTY CAT!!! I mean which was the style at the time. So i went to get a pineapple sandwich from the giant dancing elephant. But he said "yo yo yo i am black". But really he was pink so i bitch slaped him back to china town what ever that means. But then the bus drove away so i had no way o getting home! So i hitched a ride on the back of a wild sitting duck. He didnt recognize me from the way i looked down at him. we used to date.. Back to the sitting duck! He didnt want to move anywhere cuz he was a sitting duck and all. But i slept with a dog so he decided to let in the gates of feather stone. Without question i bent down to tie my musical laces. When...... BAM! I woke up in a puddle of my own urine. So i had to get the paper for my sick kitty cat! I walked in with a dancing clock and it gave me the finger! I cried all the back to the train station where i found a dancing onion. The onion told the sheriff of the train what i said bout his mittens. So he left without even telling the purple chicken who was pregnant to start the train. Which was the style at the time... HEY LOOK A BLUE CAR!!! I tripped then cried the peeed myself to sleep.Then that clock came back and i got pretty pissed off! Him wettin the bed and all. Rhinos are soo dirrty. They dont even take showers like Mike Lucas. So i gave him the 5 dollars back that i had owed him and he punched me in the face. So i ran away screaming "IAM A HYPOPHILIAC". So he told the tortoise to go pee on a rock.. Thats the end of that muffin! I mean chapter!. So i grab the hair of the back of a seal. I rode it all the back to the bus stop that had told me to go away. I didnt want to because its a free country of looters and hoppers. Hey! Why is there a spoon in that plant and why the f*ck is it wearing that top hat!?!? If it doesn't make that snowman over there any sexier then I QUIT! Quilts are so overated these days with all the presidents dieing and that crazy fog that turns ppl inside out. Which was the style at the time. Thats the end of the story. Except for dem apples below.
Thats when i awoke riding the purple,pregnant dancing dinosaur of the future.. Japan sweetness cereal.
The End
Screen Play Written By Devin and Mike
Movie Directed By KITTY CAT (devins cat)
ATTENTION ALL VIEWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iam sorry that you had to read this story. I know its a complete waste of time that you will never get back. Devin Moody and Mike Lucas would like to apologize for offending any clocks, onions and/or japanease people. We will personaly give you 10 mins back. We will spend 10 mins making out with you and your friends (must be girls) REMEBER I SWEAR TO YOU WE WILL ACTUALLY MAKE OUT WITH YOU IF U ASK US. No purchase necessary , Batteries Included, some assembly required. Thank You and have a good night!
Now ladies its makeout time! |
